A guy on a date in a brand new Range Rover Evoque, ridin wit his naija babe.
Guy: I ve bin hiding a secret from u and I tink u will break this relationship if I tell u.
Girl: What is it, my love?
Guy: I'm SS(sickler).
Girl: Hitting d guy on d lap,u almost scared me! Tot u wanted to say this big car u are ridin isn't urs. Let's go joor, ordinary SS. Abegyy...